In tune with:
Avril Lavigne-Skater BOi


"I am so punk
I wear a tie"
well Avril Lavigne choke yourself and die!

No one would care
Yes that is fair
little kid go cry in despair
That's what we want
But you go flaunt
Your fucking so-called punk-rock!
Just go away
God you're so gay
Wearing those stupid gay ass ties!

You are a poser girl
just get over with it girl
do you think that we give a damn?
About you and your preppy fans!

Oh it's so hard
playing guitar"
That is just what avril lavigne would say
Stop flaunting yourself
Bitch go to hell
Go drown in a well that is good as well
Self-contradicting
Isn't so hard
For avril lavigne the all-pop star
You're still Britney
Not the anti
You are just faking your fucking self!
Repeat *

Sorry girl but we found out
That you love country so much
You even like Shania Twain
Jesus Christ that is so gay
Too bad that you couldn't see
What a prep you have just been
Go and be a country girl
And ignore this complex world
You're a poser
Admit it girl
Avril we'd like to see your fame die
Dump away the ties
Go home and cry
You are so stupid! Go and die
Repeat*


   

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Sunday, January 02, 2005
why do we hate this person anyway?

                     Malamang itanong nyo sa amin kung baket na napakalaki ng galet namin s taong yan (oo. yang taong nsa pic) Maaring sabhin nyo naiinsecure kami s knya, pero bago nyoNG  sabhin yan, look closely at the picture..... d cya ung tipong kaiinggitan..... kaaasaran pwede pa! Well,baket nga ba asar sa taong to: basahin nyo na lng to:

1. POSER CYA -  wala cyang alam s rock music pero ayun kung makaporma e, feeling nya ay napakahardcore nya!
2. pano nga ba cya pumorma?as usual, the typical rocker "kuno" na nagcsimula nung sumikat c avril lavigne, (nakablackshirt, minsan corduroy pants or cargo pants. chuck taylor na shoes, tpos may mga kung ano2 s kamay na nabili nya s mga vendors s recto, nagpapiercing din cya para lalo nyang mafeel ang pagkaposero nya!)
3. lahat ng style nya, pananamit, pananalita pati pagkilos ay ginaya lng nya sa isang tao na kakila2 ko!! di ko na babanggitin ung name dahil cyA MISMO naasar pag nakikita nya pagmumukha nung gumagaya s knya
4. i guarantee na wla cyang alam s mga bands na old school puro mainstream na bands na ngaun lng sumikat (kung di b nmn cya bobo, ang tunay na rocker may mga old school influences!mga tipong rolling stones, jimi hendrix, soundgarden, blah, blah!)
5.sabi nya favorite music nya ay trasher, punk at gothic!wow napakahardcore ng gaga!
6. tpos favorite bands/artist pla nya ay: simple plan, avril lavigne and good charlotte!! (good riddance, naturingang mga poser ung mga bandang un eh!)
7. narinig ko cyang kumanta ng officially missing you ni tamia at rainbow ng southborder (gothic ka pla, ah, tangina mo poser!)
8. nagpapanggap cya na tibo pero mas malantod pa yan sa pokpok!
9.  kahit cnong lalakeng matipuhan nya kinacareer nya! kc atat n cyang magkaboyfriend!
10. kala mo kung cnong mganda kung makahipo s mga lalakeng "friends nya kuno".
11. feeling nya maganda cya, juice ko nmn, bumili ka nga ng salamin
12. matalino to kc ang spelling nya ng camouflage, COMOFLADGE!! AHHAHA BOBO!!
13. napakaangas pa ng kupal na to dahil PENDING CYA S  NRMF!himala nga at nakapasa ka pa s battery exam e, bobo ka nman!
14. ang sabi nya yayanigin nga ang NRMF??? hello???baka ikaw ang mayanig dahil s liit ng  katawan mo at LIIT NG UTAK MO!
15. sabi nya s profile nya sa friendster, interests nya ang histology at mycology e, as far as i could tell, e hirap na hirap na cya sa mga subjects nyang un!kapal ng mukha!
16. werdo daw cya at loner, (ciempre LONER CYA, CNO B NMN ANG PAPANSIN SA ISANG TULAD NYA NA UBOD NG PANGET?????
17. MAHILIG CYANG MAGMAGALING AT MAGTALI TALINUHAN SA LAHAT NG BAGAY!  feeling mo, magaling kang magbilyar, e tira k lng ng tira!!hala cge, tira ka pa! feeling mo rin matalino ka e, ang bobo mo naman!!
18. FEELING MAGANDA - HELLO?KAMUKHA MO UNG UNDING SA SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL
19. SUPER FLIRT WALA NMAN SA LUGAR!! - MAkipagflirt ka kung mgnda ka e hndi e!!panget mo!
20. Gngamit nya ang mga expressions ng mga kakilala nya, tpos ggmitin nya pag iba kausap nya! wla lng para lng masabi na cool cya
21. crush nya daw c avril lavigne. feeling nya tibo cya e mas malibog pa cya s kuneho!
22. NATATAE AKO S PAGMUMUKHA NG UNGAS N YAN!!
23. BWISET KAMI S KNYA DAHIL MASAMA UGALI NYA!
24. FEEling nya mas superior sa ibang tao
25. pademure pa, malantod nmn!!
WELL, cguro tama n yang list n yan upang maexplain kung baket kmi asar s posertapia n yan!! in the next entries, makakabasa nman kayo ng pambabatikos pra sa poserong to! makakabasa rin kyo ng mga kobobohan at katangahan ng DAKILANG POSER!

Posted at 09:54 am by tapia

 

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