o thy biggest poser,
you are such a sore loser
from the first time i saw you,
we knew we cannot control you,
from imitating other rockers.
i'ts seems to be your greatest pleasure,
you cannot do this forever,
it will not make your life any better
to live in a life full of lies and deceit,
you will attract many misfits..........
you think that posing as a rocker will make you cool
but for me, your'e  just  sour motherfuckin' loser
so go to hell, you little faggot
before i bury you in hell and be eaten by maggots

 miss poser, i don't know what you are  really up to,

but i don't care coz i just want to strangle you;

you want to be accepted, just like anyone else

but believe me, your posin' around

will only leave you restless

when there's a rock concert, you are always around

you think being present will make you popular

but your peeps don't even like you to be around,

coz they've realize that you're one stupid liar

like a rocker is how you dress, act and think

furthermore, you still stink!

you're a stupid bitch who listens to nothing else but slapshock

you don't really know any other bands

and you said your'e a rocker, but that's fuck!

i want to punch you with my bare hands!

                  Now, you might asked me why i am so uptight about this miss poser? why am i writing all this stuff about how horrible this girl is!! and why am i putting all my deepest loathing here, in this blogsite? why am i telling you this? well, i think i know the answer very well...... I HATE HER!! .  Not just because she's a freakin' rockstar wannabe, but because i don't like her personality!! i don't even want to see her fuckin' face coz she is so darn ugly!! You know the old lady who appears in pinoy horror flicks? duh.... you can just imagine how the bitch looks! other than that, she's so flirty! you know, it is absolutely ok to flirt if you have the looks but, duh!! it's amazing the guy he flirts doesn't get scared!! and she thinks she's so cool because she listens to slapshock??i swear, she doesn't know any other bands other than that load of crap, but yet, she has numerous pins on her bag. pins like, slipknot, korn, even ragnarok! what a fuckin' hypocrite!  i bet she doesn't know a single stuff about them, and yet she is parading her stuff to the public so we will think she is such a hardcore rocker. what a natural poser! she, i am proud to say, is not a rocker. i even heard her sing Tamia's song officially missing you! she is lucky no true blooded rockers heard her during that time or else, i don;t know what will happen to her stupid face! she is absolutely wanting to be something that she's totally isn't!  so to you miss poser, you know who you are. this is my message for you:
all your outfits doesn't seem to fit you, and i don't think you look like a rocker because you look MORE LIKE A JOLINA MAGDANGAL WANNABE(plus the colorful socks) TO ME! SO SHUT UP YOUR FUCKIN' FACE AND STOP TRYING HARD TO BE A ROCKER COZ YOUR'E NOT!! YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE AND A SLUT!!!! AND BY THE WAY YOU  LOOK LIKE  ALLAN PADUA A.K.A MURA!! YOU ARE SO SMALL I CAN'T SEEM TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE!, NOT LIKE I WANTED TO, YOU WHORE! SCREW YOU!

ikaw na poser ka, pag naasar ako syo, papangalanan n kita d2 eh! naiinis n tlga ako sa pagmumukha mo! tigil mo na pagpapacute mo at pagpre2tend na rocker dhil khit kailan, ikutin mo man ang mundo, di ka maggiging cute! at hindi ka rin magai2ng rocker na pinapangarap mo! alam mo kung bkit? kc hndi ka nmn tlga ganun! hindi ka cute!!nkakatakot mukha mo!!hindi ka rin rocker, dhil kumakanta k ng rainbow ng southborder!

 Once upon a time, in a land not so farway, there lived a girl named Roschel. She went to a university like everyone else, even if her brain  can  be compared to that of a six year old child. She is really good at one thing: being invisible to everyone else! Nobody really like to be with this girl, and often she was shunted aside by everyone she knew. Not a lot of people notice her because she was very quiet and she seems to tag along with  anyone she met in school. Thus, she was really invisible to anyone. She has no physical characteristics that is noticeable, she was a really small girl. Her face can be compared to that an aged woman while she has the body of an 11 year old child. She was an ugly girl. Eventually, Roschel realized that nobody actually liked her, or interested in what, and who she is..She decided she has to make a change in herself. Physically. 
  She met a group of girls, which can be compared to the spice girls. She hang out with them. Then she learned to do all the stuff that those girls do. She began to wear makeup, she become a vain person. For months she was like that, but still nobody will take particular interest in her.  She is still an invisible shadow, lurking in the backs of the people with whom she is with.
  Roschel decided to take another step forward into reiventing herself. She thinks that what she really need is an image which will make her more popular and cool. In that way, she will be accepted by a society  whose judgement, depends on one's looks. She chose the life of being a rocker. Even if she didn't know a single thing about the music itself, she still chose a rocker's life. She began wearing chucks, piercings, armbands. black tshirts which you can buy in recto,She began to imitate everything she saw in the group that she hangs out. But reality check, nobody noticed her, because everyone knows that the is a freakin' poser! She didn't live happily ever after! what a whore!

 Tune Of Sk8ter Boi~

She was a girl, that had a label
Who told her that she was a punk
She tried so hard, to look hardcore But she's a pop whore.
She dressed up punk, she'd never tell
She wore Abercrombie stuff as well.
But all of her fans they didn't care
She was a punk rocker, they would swear!!!!!
 
Chorus:
She was a poser grrl,
I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
She sang her poppy snot, and refused to admit
As much as Britney, she deserved to die!!! T

hree months from now,
she sits at home
Her fans are all gone
she's all alone,
She turns on TV
Guess what she sees
VH1's one hit wonders is on t.v,
She sits and she watches, she sees her face
Will she realize that she's a disgrace?
She grabs her guitar, plays her four chords
Just to make sure, she gets her skateboard.

She was a poser grrl,
I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap trick
Does she finally see what she's worth?
She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap stick
Does she finally see what she's worth?

Sorry Avril but you're gone
Not even preps like your song
Because you are so last week
Your future looks pretty bleak
Too bad you don't understand T
hat you're not in their demand
They found something new to love
Or they realized that you suck.

She's just a grrl, that had a label
Who told her that she was a punk
The trend was gone, and so was she I guess she finally did see
She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl!!!!!!

>>> sa mga nakakakila2 sa makamandag na itsura  ng ating dakilang poser, i have a story to tell.
 i have this picture(jpeg file) of avril lavigne with the word "poser" across her ugly face!! Being the bitch  that i am. i managed to get that image to my boyfriend's cellfone using his usb cable. I knew that  miss poser thinks that she's a super close friend with my boyfriend ( the slimy git!!)  I put that poser image to my bf's celfone so that miss poser will be able to see it!! simply, i want to pissed her off!! Today, my bf  told me, " binuraot ni rochelle ung ranma, di ko alam, sbi ko pa nman s knya wag nyang kunin para di kmi pareho" ( rochelle magpantay, go to hell, u little dipshit!) Then i asked him, "kinuha ba ni rochelle ung poser na image?" (coz it's completely ok with me if she did!) i was shocked!! She did, coz jc saw that she used the image as a wallpaper for her celfone!!! i am so proud of you poser, you nearly admitted to urself that ur a poser!!hell yeah!! All you have to do is shout, and say  to the world " I AM MOTHERFUCKIN' POSER, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!"  Sheesh, you're parents must be so proud!!>>>